Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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