i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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