I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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