She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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