His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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