Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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