C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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