i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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