As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
please don't ironically join a cult
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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