I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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