I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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