Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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