he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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