sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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