I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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