That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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