Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I see more hoeing in ur future
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