They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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