Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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