Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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