You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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