I want to walk on stilts...naked
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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