4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You need a sexual gate keeper
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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