three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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