hell yes lets make some ravioli
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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