Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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