Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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