Just cropdusted the office
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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