Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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