I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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