how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've blown a few things in my day
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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