Your tits are I can't wait for
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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