He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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