i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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you didnt know i had herpes?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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