is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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