this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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