How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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