the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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