Dude my mom stole all your condoms
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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