Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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