office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She announced her abortion via fbk
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
ugly people sure do ruin things
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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