matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
