I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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