quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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