I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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