Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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