yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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