So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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