just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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