Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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