so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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