I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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