yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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