Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
