yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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