Just fell off a train. Bad.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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